Mario: hey look a block!
*jump*
*smash noise*
Mario: Aww man that really hurt!
*faint*
*blood fills room*
*wakes breifly*
Mario: oh man im bleeding, the princess wil not be happy with all this blood on her carpet....
*dies*
Peach: OMG MARIO NOOOOO
*brief scilence*
Peach: YOU RUINED MY CARPET!
*peach kicks marios dead body*
Peach: I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!
*walks off in anger*